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Badass Demotivational Poster


CLINT EASTWOOD - The Boogie Man may check his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Clint Eastwood.


TAGS: clint eastwood chuck norris badass
Rating: 4.79/5

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manos - February 4, 2014, 6:42 am
how effin true! if you hadnt made this poster i would. eastwood is a leage of his own
Valymar - December 26, 2012, 10:09 pm
Arrrr, I love Clint Eastwood. Thanks for this. :)
Dagger323 - October 21, 2011, 12:26 am
Thank you x 6 XD
Tarapin - September 25, 2011, 4:46 pm
And Clint checks his lawn for "Damn Kids"
Dagger323 - September 24, 2011, 5:51 am
Glad you enjoyed it :D
ladystarscream - September 24, 2011, 2:38 am
i like this one!!!
ICEMAN - September 23, 2011, 1:47 am
Nice x 5.


SUPER SAIYAN PIKACHU - What's up now Gary?




TIMOTHY DALTON - Because Daniel Craig will NEVER be this badass.


TAGS: james bond timothy dalton daniel craig badass bad ass wheelie semi
Rating: 2.55/5
DallasDeckard - December 12, 2010, 5:52 am
Daniel Craig isn't a pimple on Timothy Dalton's ass. T. Dalt was James Bond, while Daniel Craig turned it into The Bourne Supremacy. Craig couldn't be Bond if Sean Connery gave him lessons. Hopefully Craig has seen his last Bond film.
Bunny - May 18, 2009, 11:22 am
I hears ya, Mr. Dude. George Lazenby was the worst Bond by a mile, though. Oh, and if the job wiping sweat from Daniel Craigs balls is still open........
LogicDude - May 18, 2009, 10:48 am
Timothy Dalton as Bond!? He isn't worthy to wipe the sweat from Daniel Craig's balls. Dalton = Worst. Bond. EVER. Craig is great, but Sean Connery still RULES though!
Little Johnny - May 16, 2009, 11:51 am
OMG... Tim Dalton was the worst bond ever.


TATTOOS - That's right this baby is more of a badass then you will ever be.




I R R E P R E S S I B L E - Resistant to failure Unmoved by fate or circumstances Unafraid...


TAGS: badass tattoo shark nub
Rating: 4.41/5

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twill1962 - September 15, 2012, 8:32 am
Only one word: AWESOME! 5Ls!


WITH THE RIGHT OUTFIT - Even a pussy can look badass




VAMPIRES WERE ONCE BADASS -


TAGS: blade twilight death badass wesley
Rating: 4.17/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 1:35 am
Were you trying to spell "Heresy"? (opinion or doctrine at variance with the orthodox or accepted doctrine)
boeweizer - August 6, 2010, 9:46 am
InDeeD
Koradan - June 30, 2010, 7:02 pm
OH... HELL... YEAH!


BADASSERY - When the world just isn't big enough to contain your awesomeness


TAGS: badassery awesome badass usb
Rating: 4.37/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:20 pm
1) That's probably a sell-by date more than a "it will spoil on" date. Also, it has a lot to do with how cold your fridge is set. I had milk going bad Before the BB date because mine was set too low. Check yours today.
abraaz - November 22, 2011, 9:06 am
Yesterday I drank some milk then looked at the date 1week old, sill tasted awesome though :D.
Sho - November 20, 2011, 3:41 pm
Actually, all usb flash are set for quick removal from where they are plugged in. Check it out in Properties
Greeny - November 20, 2011, 12:35 pm
I (have a friend) who removed the tag from a seat cushion
CloudchaserS - November 20, 2011, 10:49 am
I have stared death in the face and lived! (drank milk three days past the expiration date)


TALLAHASSEE - I looked up BADASS in the dictionary and saw his picture.




LEMAT -


TAGS: lemat revolver badass shotgun confederate
Rating: 4.56/5

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maoworks2 - March 30, 2012, 12:18 pm
That"s Nice.


I KNOW... - The sun never sets on a Badass




YES - you can indeed silence a shotgun


TAGS: anton chigurh no country for old men shotgun badass
Rating: 2.35/5
Xazax - November 15, 2008, 9:36 pm
Not if your shooting Shot. A Slug is just a very big bullet, shot is the typical shotgun spread,
Escher - October 18, 2008, 10:49 pm
No, you can silence them but not quite as good as in the movie...but you CAN silence them.
Charles - September 20, 2008, 9:05 pm
By not shooting it.


THOR - The dude you call when superheroes need a superhero




TOUGH ROOSTER - Yeah he's in the joint, but he doesn't really give a cluck.




BADASS -


TAGS: cheer up badass cubby
Rating: 4.88/5

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thatonechick - August 20, 2010, 4:02 pm
I've been here everyday... Even 5d this earlier! Sorry, new job and my sleep schedule is all messed up atm.
Cubbybear - August 20, 2010, 12:53 pm
Hey...I did not mention names,but....
corbett06 - August 20, 2010, 12:50 pm
toc does seem to be everywhere and nowhere lol


BADASS -


TAGS: badass baby
Rating: 3.27/5

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Cubbybear - July 22, 2010, 12:56 pm
That's the face I make when I taste a bad nipple too. 4/5 Good job


BADASSITUDE - Because you'll never be this awesome crushing a picture




Bonnets are Badass -


TAGS: bonets are badass firefly malcolm
Rating: 5/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:28 am
Firefly was the best show ever, am I right?
nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:28 am
Firefly was the best show ever, am I right?
EmilioDumphque - March 30, 2014, 12:09 am
If wishes were horses, we'd all be eating steak!


F#CKING RUN! - The sh*t has hit the fan! I repeat! The sh*t has hit the fan! These motherf*ckers are playing Yu-Gi-Oh! If he lays a trap card, we're all F#CKED!


TAGS: in a worled where nerds get to be badass duelists reign game on yugioh fans
Rating: 3.27/5

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Mr. Shiny - January 29, 2010, 8:03 pm
I used to play this game, so this had me laughing.
Bartimaeus - January 29, 2010, 6:28 pm
I know. I know. lol I just couldn't get past the premise of the show...the fate of the world depending on a card game. The game itself was fun as shit though, back in the day.
R.S.Jake - January 29, 2010, 6:23 pm
Seriously? Yu-gi-oh? *sigh* I'm just messing with you. But you are right, this is very nerdy.


OUCH! - well, don't say we didn't warn you


TAGS: ouch funny fun pain painful death sports drunk military sign god signs braw badass bad ass bad failure fail sad heart dead stabbed
Rating: 2.14/5

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freestyler - November 24, 2009, 2:05 pm
nice hijack


SIX SHOOTERS -


TAGS: real musicians dance or die might lose a foot outlaw badass gun for hire
Rating: 3.24/5

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Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 12:18 am
Yeah, the series is great...I'm not sure what I think about the ending though. I won't give it away.
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 12:16 am
Lol, I'm a huge fan of the series and King. Love the comics too.
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 12:15 am
Whoah. Psychic moment.
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 12:14 am
Love the poster, is the pic from The Dark Tower comics?
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 12:14 am
I find that hard to believe, lol. By the way, I probably should have mentioned this is the tags...the pic is from Marvel's interpretation of the Dark Tower series.
WTFO - November 8, 2009, 10:46 pm
You've posted douchier, Dre. ha
DreMagnum - November 8, 2009, 10:28 pm
I've read douchier
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 10:23 pm
Wow, I sound like a total douche in that last post. Anyway, thanks for the comments and especially the votes. I'm glad you guys like it.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 10:07 pm
trail.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 10:07 pm
I see your point. That would go more with the whole Western genre. That's generally how a cowboy would say it. But I was sort of goin' for more of a "jaded" tone, because the guy in the pic looks kind of haggard...a gunman that's seen a long and lonesome
Arrogant Knight - November 8, 2009, 10:03 pm
"Well" should be "So" or "Now" ....In my opinion. Still... Not bad.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 10:01 pm
Badasses don't need exclamation points. Their rage is subtle...and constant lol thanks for the comment and the vote.
Produceman117 - November 8, 2009, 9:59 pm
5'd. I love how there's not an exclamation point at the end.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 8:53 pm
Thanks, W.
WTFO - November 8, 2009, 8:47 pm
Nicely done.
Bartimaeus - November 8, 2009, 4:01 pm
Thanks, man. I'm glad you like my posters, because I love yours. Your "Ringing Bells" poster is hilarious.
ronsart - November 8, 2009, 3:52 pm
my 5L...WOW...Great pic...jez...can,t believe you have time to make these...all day & night comments, forum, posting posters etc...great contributor and appreciated. With quality work, kudos to you sir. Now get back work.


BADASS - Let's face it, you'll never be this good.


TAGS: badass berserk gattsu
Rating: 2.22/5
HerculesChokedDuringCuninglus - August 31, 2009, 1:44 pm
WHAT ANIME!!?
HerculesChokedDuringCuninglus - August 31, 2009, 1:43 pm
WHAT IS THIS AWSOME IMAGE?
Phage - November 28, 2008, 5:36 am
You must admit, this was a terrifying way to end the anime, I know the manga went on much longer, but still.....damn.
Shtoink - March 24, 2008, 9:03 am
WOOT! Guts is a badass!


BADASS - WHEN YOU ARE BORN....TO ROCK!




ATTITUDE -


TAGS: goat monkey badass cubby
Rating: 4.94/5

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Cubbybear - October 11, 2010, 10:44 pm
You must follow the same mantra...good
Claire - October 11, 2010, 10:15 pm
Yes.


BRUCE LEE -




CORPORATIONS - Sure, they'll donate money to your campus...but don't think for a second that it means that bespectacled, heartless machine respects you.


TAGS: that verizon guy is one coldhearted badass
Rating: 4.11/5

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GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 6:44 pm
a school for deaf amish sponsored by cell phones. now that's f*ckin' funny. 5 rumspiga's
spacedog - December 3, 2009, 6:07 pm
LOL! 5 capitalist dogs.
Marvin Wankerstein - December 3, 2009, 5:34 pm
To the morons at Verizon : no, they're still deaf.
Airman - December 3, 2009, 4:06 pm
LOL


PARAPHRASING - "Carry on with your protest, we'll stay out of the way if you don't hurt us"




A SKELETON RACER - wearing an Angry Beaver helmet named Pain I'm calling my bookie right now


TAGS: pretty badass
Rating: 4.23/5

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agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 7:59 am
Great, as always, gil.


PROFESSER BADASS -


TAGS: badass professor
Rating: 3.74/5
me4891 - September 25, 2009, 9:50 am
Get your coats, we are going to need them. Gold pocket watch chain on right hip pocket
cash cab bitches!!!! - April 28, 2009, 6:20 pm
The first time in TO's life he's been off in the background feeling under dressed. It happens when you get sent to the Siberia of the NFL. (That's TO in the white Tee)


RULE #1 - when you're trying to be badass ...get a better background


TAGS: badass
Rating: 3.21/5

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SO BADASS - I think i just came a little bit.


TAGS: badass shark hyena monkey paint
Rating: 1.94/5

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aPauling - March 7, 2009, 4:40 pm
They are all men. You did what?
Chris - March 6, 2009, 3:04 am
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-true-stories-behind-5-famous-wtf-images/


BADASS. - Your doing it wrong.


TAGS: badasswrong
Rating: 1.57/5

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Snipers -


TAGS: not as badass as you might like to think
Rating: 1.5/5

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redc1c4 - February 20, 2009, 4:49 am
i know and love snipers, but it's doubtful they would talk to CNN. (Of course, they would never talk to Snopes either. %-)
TYTY - November 9, 2008, 10:52 pm
God I love Snopes


NAVY - Aims for the stars -




Excuses -


TAGS: my grandma is a true badass
Rating: 4.67/5

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ughomer - July 4, 2013, 12:26 pm
Delightful! 5L Moti.
kirill - July 3, 2013, 1:38 am
5 crunches...


EPIC BADASS - BECAUSE TO HAVE PLAYED THE ROLE OF HANNIBAL WASN'T ENOUGH




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LEGO BOWSER - The badass of Toy town




AMERICAN NINJA - The reason Chuck Norris retired


TAGS: american ninja chuck norris michael dudikoff steven seagal vin diesel badass
Rating: 2.28/5

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Torquemada - April 11, 2009, 4:07 am
Hey, I used to like this film as a kid ) other parts sucks though
xxx - January 3, 2009, 10:09 am
"The deadliest art of orient is now in hands of an american" oww come on! whats next? "lets give a nuke to a chimp!"? oh wait, they did it already.... i hope this president will be better... maybe a baboon...
MeanGene - December 15, 2008, 10:19 am
Man, how do people get away with making movies this bad?


BADASSITUDE - Because you'll never be this awesome smashing a picture.




OBAMA - Man of Action!!!!!


TAGS: obama action man awesome badass
Rating: 2.14/5

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WTFO - April 17, 2009, 12:54 am
Uncalled for comment by an asshole! Never advocate for the death of a US President you POS!
.. - April 16, 2009, 6:41 pm
wide open shot!


GRIMMS -




ABRAHAM WHISTLER -


TAGS: blade whistler meme funny badass
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - November 20, 2015, 11:53 pm
ha - and then the buzz wore off and it was more of a can of creamed corn :)
Greeny - November 20, 2015, 8:14 pm
heh - I had a cordless phone looked much like that one, operated on a CB band & had a several mile range; only it was more of a cream color


XENA -




SPAWN -




JESSICA CHASTAIN - Don't give a ****.




Gritty Badass Reboots. -




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